Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
"Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again…. yes mom i’m fine, look, can you just come get me?"
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter - Diagon Alley (opens July 8th).
the fault in our stars // more at @momentsweshared on instagram
"it you would by be a broken privilege heart to have my" beautiful
Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)
the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
shakespeare’s dating tips:
- use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
- dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
- kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
- don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice
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